Clem and I are here in Oslo and it is very cold but incredibly gorgeous. In fact, Oslo reminds me of a mountainous Minnesota, except obviously more people speak Norwegian and I haven't heard any Ole and Lena jokes because they're probably not funny here.
Et maintenant (Clem is helping me with my French), photos!

The first thing I saw in an airport store when we got off the plane. Clearly I found this pretty confusing, as Amerika is not a giant nudist colony nor do most of us have tan lines that severe. In fact, I am still confused by this novel so if any of you dear readers speak Norwegian I would love any explanation you can offer!

Lovely skating rink in the Sentrum (city center) where they play a very interesting selection of music. Yesterday they were playing Jay Sean. Today it was "From a Distance." This, combined with hearing "The Rose" in a pub in Dublin, means I have heard more Bette Midler in the past week than I have in the past decade.

Ice Castle!

Petar Tale, a Norwegian painter we met within an hour of setting foot in Oslo. He showed us his gallery complete with his original works and some marvelous pieces by Picasso, Chagall and Miro. He also took us for a lovely Japanese dinner. And as you can see, he has fantastic style.

Camera-happy Clem, who has taken far better photos of this weekend than I could hope to capture. As an avid supporter of my blog, I'm hoping she'll let me steal a few when we get back so you can see what quality photography looks like :)

Oslo as seen from the window of the T-bane (train) on our way up the mountain. This picture is a shadow of just how beautiful the terrain is here. And perhaps it's because it's so cold, but Clem and I agree that the city is refreshingly tranquil. Even in the center, you don't hear the typical traffic and talking and static you might expect. It's positively lovely.

Hiking around Frognerseteren, one of the highest points just outside Oslo. In this area they built a luge course for the 1952 Olympics, and there are cross-country skiing and hiking trails everywhere. Norwegians just hop right off of the train, pop on their skis and go, much the same way we go walking or jogging through a park.

View from the top of Frognerseteren.

Holmenkollen ski jump, also a site of the 1952 Olympics and the host to the 2011 Nordic skiing World Championships.

Sognsvann lake, at the base of the mountain. This was one of the most peaceful and breathtaking places I've visited in a long time, and Clem and I agree that it's our favorite spot in Oslo so far. We took a walk all the way around the lake and it was just gorgeous.

Clem walking on water (albeit frozen water covered in a least a foot of snow)!

A beautiful place to see dusk in Oslo!

We are very cold but extremely happy!

Clem is a wonderful travel partner! The funniest moment of the day came right after this photo, when we made friends with a woman walking her dogs by the lake. Clem asked her if she was Norwegian, and the lady gave us a really strange look. Then she blinked a few times and said "Oh! Yes I am Norwegian!" Turns out that because of Clem's (lovely) French accent, the woman initially thought Clem was asking if she was a virgin. Thankfully she didn't seem offended and the whole thing was cleared up.
Tonight Clem and I popped by a supermarket for some cheap dinner and headed back to the hostel. We're not really going out much at night because it gets pretty chilly and Norway is INCREDIBLY expensive. Just to give you an idea, a bottle of soda costs about $3.50, and a standard meal at McDonald's was $12. This is not a budget-friendly city, but it's definitely been worth it. Tomorrow we're heading to the sculpture park that made me want to visit Oslo in the first place, and I am sooo excited! Hope you're all having a fantastic weekend!
Love,
Jess